Unknown Sarcastic Quotes

I wish we were better strangers.

I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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