Oscar Wilde Sarcastic Quotes

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

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