Groucho Marx Sarcastic Quotes
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.