George Bernard Shaw Sarcastic Quotes

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Better never than late.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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