Ashleigh Brilliant Sarcastic Quotes

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

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