Arnold Schwarzenegger Sarcastic Quotes

Money doesn't make you happy. I have 50 million dollars now but I was just as happy when I only had 48 million.

I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I attend environmental conferences.

Of all the numerous awards I have received in my lifetime, this is without a doubt the most...recent.

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