I value my privacy, and consequently value yours, so I do not intend to sell of your precious information to anyone in order to make a few pennies. Here are the details of the information this site collects, and how it is used.
Personally Identifiable Information
This is the information that you may end up submitting to me if you decide to use the contact form or just email me to show adulation or shower praise upon me, or ask me idiotic questions about sarcasm and irony. If you do this, and provide valid contact information then I will have said contract information; however, I will only use it to accomplish the goal(s) of your communication (e.g. if you have asked me a question, that I feel like answering, then I will write back). I won't sell your email to any third parties.
Personally Non Identifiable Information
This site utilizes analytics software to collect anonymous user information in order to help me understand where visitors come from, how they use the site, how long they stay, and other information of similar nature. None of this information tied to a specific person or identifiable details.
If you have any questions or concerns about your privacy, as it pertains to this site, please feel free to contact me.