There are things that are just irksome, things that are bothersome, and things that absolutely drive me crazy every time I hear (or reach) them. As a gesture to my readers, I have developed this collection of colloquialisms which, if you use, will automatically get you placed on my do-note-take-seriously list.
Without further ado, here is a list of...Things That Peeve My Pet
You really should not need to contact me, but if you must then a contact form has been provided for your convenience, because I want to do everything in my power to help you get in touch with me. Because if you feel great enough an urge to contact a complete stranger, then you must have something of value to say to me, and I can only grow by listening to what you have to say.